How did your weight loss and body sculpting resolutions fare last year? Did you adopt a way of life that included lots of fruits, veggies, and lean protein with a good mix of aerobic, high output, resistance, and flexibility exercise? Did you have some fun doing all this and are you liking what the mirror and your energy levels are telling you about all you’ve been doing? If so, let’s celebrate! Here’s to you!!
If not, you might be tempted to rush into something drastic at the beginning of the year “just to get a jump on things.” One practice that rears its ugly head at about this time every year is the Master Cleanse. Originally designed as a way to detoxify the body by abstaining from foods that contain pesticides, heavy metals and various other forms of toxins for a period of time, some people have promoted Burroughs’ plans as a weight loss program. Is it? Does it work?
Here’s the basic plan. For more details, if you really want to learn about this, you can get Stanley Burroughs’ book, Master Cleansers and read it yourself. I would not recommend you buy pre-made “kits.” The necessary items are cheap and readily available in the English-speaking world.
For 10 days, more or less, you will ingest only three things, all liquids. Starting the evening before the first day and continuing through the entire cleanse, you make yourself some herbal laxative tea and drink it. There are a number of brands that will do the trick. You are looking for tea that contains Senna leaf. Just read the ingredients of whatever laxative or “diet” teas you can find and look for this ingredient with as few others as possible. This will act, probably, before the night is through, so be prepared. It causes quite as bit of commotion in the lower gastrointestinal tract, so expect pronounced physical sensations, including some cramp-like feelings.
Then, in the morning, there is the salt water flush. You mix two teaspoons of salt in a quart of warm water and drink the whole thing. Do not stray far from the bathroom until it has worked through your system.
Next, over the course of the day, you drink about six 8-10 oz glasses of a sort of zesty lemonade. To make a glass, you mix 2 Tbs of freshly squeezed lemon or lime juice, 2 Tbs grade B (darker color, more nutrients) maple syrup, 1/10 tsp cayenne pepper, and 8 oz. of spring water. It tastes better if you make it fresh, but you can make a whole day’s supply at once and keep it in the frig.
That’s your diet for 10 or so days. Then you go on a day or so of citrus fruit juice, then fruits, then vegetable broth, then vegetable soup, then slowly back to normal.
If you would like to read the journal of someone undergoing this cleanse for the first time, here’s a link: http://yestheyrefake.net/lemonade_diet_cleanse_journal.htm It’s a little graphic in places so be forewarned.
This is a starvation diet. All-in-all, it has about 650-700 calories per day with very limited vitamin and mineral content, virtually no protein, and no fat, and no fiber. The weight you lose is water and muscle and maybe a little fat. Your metabolism will slow, so when you start eating food again, the weight will come back fast. When you stop stimulating your colon with that senna tea, it may have forgotten how to deal with the relatively mild stimulus of natural food and you may get clogged up until it recovers.
Here’s a pretty good description of the whole concept from the Chicago Tribune:
Experts are appalled, but `master cleanse’ has a large following (Chicago Tribune)
What’s a body to do? There’s no such thing as a quick fix when it comes to managing our precious bodies. The things that work quickly aren’t really fixes, are they? The best fix I’ve found is in the book by Tom Venuto, Burn the Fat... He really has been there, done that, and tells you exactly how you can do it, too.  –Di
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